POLICY

 

If within 30 days you are not 100% satisfied with your new KeepKlose ^tm, notify me by e-mail and return your KeepKlose ^tm to me for a full refund of the purchase price.  I was going to say “no questions asked,” but on second thought, I had better ask why because I find it difficult to believe everyone would not love the KeepKlose ^tm at least nearly as much as I do.  Also, I need to know exactly how my customers are feeling, especially so when someone is not 100% pleased.  No matter though, if a refund is what you desire, a refund it shall be, regardless of the reason.

 

If after 30 days you discover that your son-in-law wanted to find out if your KeepKlose ^tm would temporarily support the engine out of his Firebird and is currently in pretty sad shape, please let me know.  If you will return her to me, I will replace your KeepKlose ^tm for a modest fee.  E-mail me for details.  We maintain a home for KeepKlose ^tm that have lived past their prime.  We promise that all elderly KeepKlose ^tm will be well nourished and cared for.  None will ever be put down.

 

If you would like to spruce up your KeepKlose ^tm and replace the special plastic tubing that gives the KeepKlose ^tm it’s unique non-slip grip, you can have two for a $1.50,  postpaid.  You will also receive a brand new velour drawstring bag along with the tubing for no extra cost that will make your KeepKlose ^tm feel young and beautiful again. 

 

Beyond that, the KeepKlose ^tm requires very little care except, of course, for an occasional dinner out. 

 

Jerry King                                                          Return to HOME PAGE